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Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.
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The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

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  • I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
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    I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

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  • Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
    By Jim Murray
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    Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.

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Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds
Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.
You don’t have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today’s game. It may be far from your best, but that’s all you’ve got. Harden your heart and make the best of it.
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