Horace Hutchinson

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Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.

Horace G Hutchinson

By Horace Hutchinson
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If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
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