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Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a good game you’re supposed to enjoy
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
Success depends almost entirely on how effectively you learn to manage the game’s two ultimate adversaries: the course and yourself.

Harvey Penick

  • In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
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    In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.

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    Golf tips are like Aspirin: One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you’ll be lucky to survive.

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  • Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.
    By Harvey Penick
    Views: 148

    Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.

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