January 2024 - Golf Quotes

Quotes of the Day

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it

Golf tips are like Aspirin: One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you’ll be lucky to survive.

Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up

January 2024