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    By Arnold Palmer
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    Putting is like wisdom – partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience

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    The older you get, the stronger the wind gets and it’s always in your face

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  • They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
    By Gardener Dickinson
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    They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

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  • If you worry about the ones you missed, you are going to keep missing them
    By Walter Hagen
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    If you worry about the ones you missed, you are going to keep missing them.

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  • Golf is not and never has been a fair game
    By Jack Nicklaus
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    Golf is not and never has been a fair game

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    Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed

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  • If I have to believe in myself. I know what I can do, what I can achieve.
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    If I have to believe in myself. I know what I can do, what I can achieve.

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    No matter how good you get, you can always get better — and that’s the exciting part.

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