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    By Jack Nicklaus
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    Success depends almost entirely on how effectively you learn to manage the game’s two ultimate adversaries: the course and yourself.

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    Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

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    There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

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