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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
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My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th
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  • Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.
    By Harvey Penick
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    Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.

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  • When you’re playing poorly, you start thinking too much. That’s when you confuse yourself
    By Greg Norman
    Views: 421

    When you’re playing poorly, you start thinking too much. That’s when you confuse yourself

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  • No good player ever swings as hard as he can. Power is a matter of timing , not overpowering the ball.
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 396

    No good player ever swings as hard as he can. Power is a matter of timing , not overpowering the ball

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  • Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 326

    Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards

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  • Golf is a game of finding what works, losing it, and finding it again
    By Ken Venturi
    Views: 466

    Golf is a game of finding what works, losing it, and finding it again.

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  • If you can’t hit driver, don’t
    By Greg Norman
    Views: 351

    If you can’t hit driver, don’t.

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  • The golf swing has been endlessly analyzed, and yet it still remains a mystery. And only one secret has emerged, one swing of thought that always works. And that thought is: Don't think. But you can't just forget not to think. You must remember not to remember to think.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 395

    The golf swing has been endlessly analyzed, and yet it still remains a mystery. And only one secret has emerged, one swing of thought that always works. And that thought is: Don’t think. But you can’t just forget not to think. You must remember not to remember to think.

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  • By Henry Beard
    Views: 451

    There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.

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  • By Ben Hogan
    Views: 438

    A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.

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  • By Anonymous
    Views: 440

    My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th

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