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Golf is about how well you accept, respond to, and score with your misses much more so than it is a game of your perfect shots
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
I smile at obstacles
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt
If you worry about the ones you missed, you are going to keep missing them.

January 2022

  • Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.
    By Harvey Penick
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    Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.

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  • When you’re playing poorly, you start thinking too much. That’s when you confuse yourself
    By Greg Norman
    Views: 495

    When you’re playing poorly, you start thinking too much. That’s when you confuse yourself

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  • No good player ever swings as hard as he can. Power is a matter of timing , not overpowering the ball.
    By Arnold Palmer
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    No good player ever swings as hard as he can. Power is a matter of timing , not overpowering the ball

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  • Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards
    By Bobby Jones
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    Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards

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  • Golf is a game of finding what works, losing it, and finding it again
    By Ken Venturi
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    Golf is a game of finding what works, losing it, and finding it again.

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  • If you can’t hit driver, don’t
    By Greg Norman
    Views: 395

    If you can’t hit driver, don’t.

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  • The golf swing has been endlessly analyzed, and yet it still remains a mystery. And only one secret has emerged, one swing of thought that always works. And that thought is: Don't think. But you can't just forget not to think. You must remember not to remember to think.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 447

    The golf swing has been endlessly analyzed, and yet it still remains a mystery. And only one secret has emerged, one swing of thought that always works. And that thought is: Don’t think. But you can’t just forget not to think. You must remember not to remember to think.

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  • By Henry Beard
    Views: 498

    There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.

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  • By Ben Hogan
    Views: 493

    A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.

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  • By Anonymous
    Views: 501

    My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th

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Popular Quotes

Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
Never give up. If we give up in this game, we’ll give up on life. If you give up that first time, it’s easier to give up the second, third and fourth time
Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
I’ve heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
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