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If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt

The golf swing has been endlessly analyzed, and yet it still remains a mystery. And only one secret has emerged, one swing of thought that always works. And that thought is: Don’t think. But you can’t just forget not to think. You must remember not to remember to think.

If I have to believe in myself. I know what I can do, what I can achieve.

I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

When you lip out several putts in a row, you should never think that means that you’re putting well. When you’re putting well, the only question is what part of the hole it’s going to fall in, not if it’s going in

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By Horace Hutchinson
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If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
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