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If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards

The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

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