"I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine."

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I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

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About the Author: Bruce Lansky

Bruce Lansky
Bruce Lansky is the also the author of The Mother of All Baby Name Books, What's Your Baby's Name, Baby Names Around the World, The Best Baby Name Book in the Whole Wide World, The Very Best Baby Name Book in the Whole Wide World, 45,000+ Baby Names, 25,000+ Baby Names, and The Baby Name Survey Book.

Born: 1941 New York

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