"Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners."

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Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.

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About the Author: Henry Beard

Henry Beard
Henry Nichols Beard is an American humorist, one of the founders of the magazine National Lampoon and the author of several best-selling books.

Born: 7 June 1945, New York, New York, United States
Spouse: Gwyneth Cravens
Movies: Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon
Children: Astrid Cravens

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