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Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well
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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.

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  • By Ben Hogan
    Views: 193

    If The Masters offered no money at all, I would be here trying just as hard.

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  • By Pete Dye
    Views: 241

    Life is not fair, so why should I make a course that is fair

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  • The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top
    By Pete Dye
    Views: 210

    The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top

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  • Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.
    By David Feherty
    Views: 188

    Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

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  • The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
    By David Feherty
    Views: 195

    The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

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  • The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6
    By Ben Crenshaw
    Views: 254

    The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6.

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  • A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 233

    A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

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  • I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 186

    I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me

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  • On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it's still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time. Every time I play here, it reminds me that this is still a game
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 215

    On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it’s still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time.

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