Skip to content

  • Authors
    • A
    • B
    • C
    • D
    • E
    • F
    • G
    • H
    • I
    • J
    • K
    • L
    • M
    • N
    • O
    • P
    • Q
    • R
    • S
    • T
    • U
    • V
    • W
    • X
    • Y
    • Z
    • All Authors
  • Topics
    • Amateurs and Duffers
    • Caddies
    • Celebrities
    • Character and the Mind
    • Cheating
    • Course Design and Places
    • Equipment
    • Famous Golf Courses
    • Famous Last Words
    • Fans
    • Friendly Matches
    • Golf – General Thoughts
    • Golf and Other Sports
    • Hazards
    • Inspirational
    • Majors
    • Match Play
    • Media
    • Men’s Tour
    • Money
    • Nineteenth Hole
    • Philosophy and Advice
    • Practice and Lessons
    • Pressure
    • Putting
    • Real Golfers
    • Rules and Officials
    • Ryder Cup
    • Scoring
    • Seniors
    • The Swing
    • Tour Players – Men
    • Tour Players – Women
    • Winning and Losing
    • Women
    • Woods and Irons
  • Offers
    Latest Price Drops

    Summary of Price Drops for various offers on the Site

    Latest Golf Tips

    Deals on Golf Tips and Instruction

    • Latest Price Drops
    • Latest Golf Tips Offers
  • Tags
  • About
  • Send us a Quote
Golf Quotes
Quotes of the Day
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise
I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?
In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is yourself.

Craig Stadler

  • Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well
    By Craig Stadler
    Views: 863

    Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well

    Tags: float, funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, putter, throwing clubs
  • Popular
  • Recent
  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
    23 May 2024
  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
    9 August 2024
  • Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well
    Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well
    8 September 2022
  • GOLF is a science, the study of a lifetime in which you may exhaust yourself but never your subject.
    18 September 2022
  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
    9 August 2024
  • Tyrell Hatton funny golf quote
    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
    16 June 2024
  • If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
    23 May 2024
  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
    23 May 2024

Latest Price Drops

1
The Secret of Golf: The Story of Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus
Amazon.co.uk
The Secret of Golf: The Story of Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus
86%
OFF
£13.48
£1.96 ▼£11.52
2
Sir Walter: The Flamboyant Life of Walter Hagen
Amazon.co.uk
Sir Walter: The Flamboyant Life of Walter Hagen
21%
OFF
£14.78
£11.77 ▼£3.01
3
A Swing, The: The Alternative Approach to Great Golf
Amazon.co.uk
A Swing, The: The Alternative Approach to Great Golf
18%
OFF
£24.80
£20.40 ▼£4.40
4
Golf's Golden Age: Bobby Jones and the Legendary Players of the 20's and 30's
Amazon.co.uk
Golf's Golden Age: Bobby Jones and the Legendary Players of the 20's and 30's
3%
OFF
£38.98
£37.93 ▼£1.05
5
A Bad Case of the Giggles: Poems That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud - Bruce Lansky
Amazon.co.uk
A Bad Case of the Giggles: Poems That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud - Bruce Lansky
2%
OFF
£3.39
£3.34 ▼£0.05

Subscribe To Our Newsletter

Thank you for your message. It has been sent.
There was an error trying to send your message. Please try again later.

Popular Quotes

If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
Putting is like wisdom – partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It’s just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place
If I have to believe in myself. I know what I can do, what I can achieve.
According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
Sometimes the biggest problem is in your head. You’ve got to believe you can play a shot instead of wondering where your next bad shot is coming from.
  • Sitemap
  • Tag Cloud
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Affiliate Disclosure
  • Send us your favourite Quote
  • payless4GOLF
  • payless4CBD

© 2022 – Golfquotes.co.uk – Please do not rely on the accuracy of any data on this site in making critical decisions. It should be up to date and accurate, but gremlins can (and no doubt will) creep in from time to time.

Page load link
This website uses cookies and third party services. OK
Go to Top